I built a fort.

Here are the signs guarding the entrance

What? Can't I do something childish every once in a while?

wat

dark is just jealous he doesn't have a fort like this

:3

MY GOD! A retina scanner. My fort only has a finger print scanner. *runs to best buy* "Give me your best retina scanner!"

Can I have the secret access code. I want to be the cook!

-snip-

*bump* teehee

Am I allowed in!?

wooops epic fail I thought retinal scan was of the rear end *facepalm*

ermmmmmmmmmmmmmm

NO BOYS ALLOWED. Girls can come in, and I guess a select few boys that I like. :3

AWWWWW. Do you like me??

I'll be your best friebd

lets continue this chat (if we do) using the other conversations thing hey?

Fiiine. People allowed in: All girls, CanOpenerTrooper, all Admins, maybe Nava, if he can behave himself.

HELLO THERE! YOU ARE ENTERING MADDIE'S IMPENETRABLE FORTRESS OF DOOM. ENJOY YOUR STAY! PLEASE READ THE RULES:

- DON'T say anything you will regret.
- You don't like? LEAVE.
- NO gangs.
- PLEASE wipe your feet before you come in.
- NO paradoxes please! I do not enjoy long over worked thinking strains!
- All mentions of Tobuscus must be in the holyorder. He is our King here.
- The ONLY permitted footwear on our sacred land is HEELYS.
- NO smoking.
- NO stripping.
- NO Justin Bieber and other stupid pop music like that, unless you want ear blood everywhere.
- Rules are subject to change at any time, without prior notification.
- If you don't stahp whatever you are doing wrong after the first warning, you will be beaten with a fish, and banned from the fort forever.
- And finally, have fun!
(Some credit to Emma for the rules)

There you go.

*is outside the tent*
Toby over acts so much and screws up on purpose.

Shhh, dun be mean to Toby. If you don't like it, leave. :I