Ruin a Wish

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by ace5511, Oct 5, 2011.

  1. ndvenckus1

    ndvenckus1 Well-Known Member VIP

    Granted. They turn out to be paid by your parents to keep you company.

    I wish for world peace.
     
  2. Xanna01

    Xanna01 New Member VIP

    Granted. It lasts for one second, and then the worked is purged into a never ending war.

    I wish the Water Temple on Ocarina of Time was less confusing.
     
  3. GingerSwan

    GingerSwan Active Member VIP

    Granted, a different temple is.

    I wish this thread stopped dying.
     
  4. THEdeadRETURNED

    THEdeadRETURNED Active Member VIP

    granted, you die

    I wish to not have exams
     
  5. Xanna01

    Xanna01 New Member VIP

    Granted. Your punishment is not being smart, so you can never get a good job.

    I wish for water.
     
  6. THEdeadRETURNED

    THEdeadRETURNED Active Member VIP

    granted, you get waterpower1

    I wish my youtube channel would get popular
     
    IAMWILDCAT556 and Xanna01 like this.
  7. waterpower1

    waterpower1 Active Member

    Granted, after water notices dead's gracious referment, he decides to help dead out with his channel, setting up a macro to constantly hit refresh. Of course, youtube notices this and deletes the channel.

    I wish to merge with some lichen and (with my newly atained power) get a good view of a live concert
     
    Last edited: Jan 9, 2015
  8. Xanna01

    Xanna01 New Member VIP

    Granted. The live concert is (insert rock band here). You sit right next to the stage, and they use pyrotechnics. You get a 3rd degree burn from the fire on your whole body, and because you are burned so badly, nobody likes you anymore.;

    I wish for my Pokémon Crystal save battery to work.
     
  9. PieSquared761

    PieSquared761 Well-Known Member VIP

    Granted. You find a shiny koffing, and it selfdestructs.

    I wish for some sleep.
     
  10. Xanna01

    Xanna01 New Member VIP

    Granted. You sleep FOREVER!

    My wish would be to fly by myself.
     
  11. BurningIce2

    BurningIce2 Active Member VIP

    Granted.

    All your life you train for the moment you'll be able to fly: swing your arms around, run and other sweaty stuff.

    Finally, one day, you feel you're ready, you get a the edge of a cliff (nope, not one of those clichés) and, for five seconds, you fly, by a combination of arm flapping, leg swinging and farting. But sadly, the effort took so much energy out of you that you die in midair.

    But, worst of all, nobody saw you fly, and the next day, your body is discovered and everyone thinks you just fell of the cliff.

    (I felt I should start to replace salmon, since he is no longer amongst us. R.I.P.)

    I wish for my new laptop to arrive on time and in one piece.

    In an avalanche, not one snowflake feels responsable.
    -Voltaire, during the French Revolution.
     
    IAMWILDCAT556 likes this.
  12. Xanna01

    Xanna01 New Member VIP

    Granted. It arrives in One Piece, the anime, and because they don't know what it is, they break it

    I wish to not feel sick anymore.
     
    BurningIce2 likes this.
  13. THEdeadRETURNED

    THEdeadRETURNED Active Member VIP

    Granted, you die.
    I wish for google fiber
     
  14. BurningIce2

    BurningIce2 Active Member VIP

    Granted. Thanks to Google you can now sh*t like never before.

    I wish for 4G at my home (I live in the sticks)

    In an avalanche, not one snowflake feels responsable.
    -Voltaire, during the French Revolution.
     
  15. Xanna01

    Xanna01 New Member VIP

    Granted. Your phone breaks. You have no money, because you took it to a black market to get it fixed, not knowing where you were. At the black market, a man pulls out a gun and threatens to shoot you. You disarm the gun, but because of muscle memory, you hand the gun back to him like you did in your training. He shoots you in the face.

    I wish for a Growlithe to let me catch it.
     
  16. waterpower1

    waterpower1 Active Member

    You throw a pokeball! Ding ding Ding! You catch a growlithe! However, this growlithe has a sinister purpose... Being of the great family of legendary dogs, he harbors a terrible power inside him, the power to transform humans into balls of glazing light. One day, he sneaks up behind you and locks you inside the very device you used to trap him, your pokeball... Congratulations

    I wish for the pokeball your growlithe used to trap you.
     
  17. Xanna01

    Xanna01 New Member VIP

    Granted. It malfunctions, traps you inside it, and Xanna01's ghost throws you and the Poke ball into the depths of Mt. Moon.

    I wish for the Master Sword IRL to be mine.
    Edit: Scratch that, new wish: I wish to not have a sinus infection anymore or ever again.
     
    Last edited: Jan 13, 2015
  18. hywzerboydy

    hywzerboydy Active Member VIP

    Granted. You have a bladder infection instead, a really bad one.

    I wish for a muffin.
     
  19. epic_poke8

    epic_poke8 Active Member VIP

    No wit, ugh.

    Granted.
    [​IMG]


    I wish for a new gaming mouse.
     
  20. Granted.
    dddfsdf.jpg I wish for a fish.