Hey peoples, I got an idea for a funny thread from somewhere in the ShoutBox. The idea is that you complain about issues by pretending to write a letter to someone/something that is annoying you or just gets you angry. This is meant to be funny, so try not to turn this into a hate post about people from the server. I shall start! Dear Math-stop asking me to find your x... I don't think she coming back.
Dear Letter of Hatred thread, I see you have not been getting much use. It is my opinion that the reason behind the lack of community participation is that you reek of cabbage and mutilated walrus carcasses. Most disgusting. From the Space phone.
Dear SpaceCadetKevin, Your mother is a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries. With love, Not Treyman77
Dear Hate, What the hell is your problem? You're depressing Flamestar. Please cease and desist. Sincerely, Boredom
Dear confusion, What the hell's your deal!? I just don't understand. With uncertainty, Anger From the Space phone.
Dear Obama AND republicans, instead of fighting, you should work together to bring FDR back to life. USA need a good leader. From, Everyone who knows who FDR was,
Dear Depression, Thank you for allowing me to eat all the chocolate and cakes i want!.....wait a second... Dear Little Debbie I hope you fall down steps for making yummy treats ..... Dear baby carrots I heart you man!... where was i going with this?? um I like TURTLES they are the bestestest...