Ruin a Wish

Yup another tarded forum game.

Basicly the first poster makes a with.
the next poster grants, then ruins the wish.
then you make your own wish.

Ex.

I wish for pie.

[next poster]
Granted. the pie falls from the sky. Onto your face.

I wish for 1000000 Rubies.


Otay?

I wish for a garden gnome.

 

Granted. You sh*t your pants uncontrollably.

I wish to be a pro hockey player.

 

Granted. During your first game, you are nailed in the neck with a hockey puck and become unfit to play for 10 years.

I wish TDRH wouldn't be such a noob.

 

Granted TDRH dies of Noob disease.

I wish to end world hunger.

 

Granted. All food had E. Coli

I wish someone will adopt me soon.

 

Granted you are adopted by a male stripper who touches you at night



For hihi - cause i wrote it and i like it....
Granted - you are now a renewable source of SPONCH (Sulpher Phosperous Oxygen Nitrogen Carbon Hydrogen) and are eaten by the people around the world. you are locked up to preserve mankind for the rest of eternity


i wish for turkey to be in minecraft

 

Granted. You must slaughter each turkey, with extremely graphic content shown, and wear its head as a helmet.

I wish for a waffle.

 

Granted You are turned into a waffle and are thrown into a toaster a slowly burned to death.

I wish for world peace.

 

Granted. It's Satan's version of peace.

I wish for Pad's head on a silver platter.

 

Granted Pad's head has Medusa like features and makes you turn into stone.

I wish I were as awesome as pad.

 

umm... Hihi, make a wish.

 

He did make one.

Granted. My awesomeness KILLS YOU!

I wish hihi were alive.

 

granted! hihi is reborn'd and is sent flying from the sky as like heaven sent him back. he enters the world at 1000mph and is burnt to a crisp instantly.

i wish i won an unlimited supply of pepsi.

 

Granted! Its all Flat

I wish to poke Sarah Palin

 

Pad, either Hihi edited that or I'm blind (I'm probably blind)

Granted. She thinks you're a polar bear and blows your head off.

I wish I could fly

 

Granted. You are able to fly, but at uncontrollable speeds and you cannot stop. You keep going into you slam into the Empire State Building and then everyone thinks it's Al-Quieda and then hihi's world peace wish is fully ruined.
You never made a wish.

I wish that I had world edit.

 

Whoops, I forgot. Sawwy.

Granted. You are granted with the power of world edit. You replace all of the stone in the world with tnt and blow it up. You crash the server for three days. Max drives to your house, and bites your balls off. Your bodily fluids seep out onto the carpet until you bleed out.

I wish I had a ten inch penis.

 

Granted.
The sudden change makes every girl in the world hate and avoid you, and if you are caught in any female's presence, you will be executed.

I wish for a chocolate bar.

 

Granted. The chocolate bar was imported from Swaziland and contains a Sh*t load of HIV.

I wish for a puppy.

 

granted the puppy is sent from hell and eats you.
i wish i was rich.