Ruin a Wish

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by ace5511, Oct 5, 2011.

  1. THEdeadRETURNED

    THEdeadRETURNED Active Member VIP

    granted, microsoft owns mojang

    I wish for fresh, perfectly made pizza to be delivered to me, for me to consume.
     
  2. GingerSwan

    GingerSwan Active Member VIP

    Granted. It has a certain penny embedded in it, and you choke on the penny. #CombineForumGames

    I wish for a net and a potato ;)
     
  3. Granted. You put up your net and surely enough a stray potato is caught as it zooms past. You're overwhelmed, for so long you've wished for a potato but you never really expected it to happen, like a dog that finally catches it's tail. Like a dog, you don't know what to do with your prize, you never gave any thought into what would be the next step.

    You look at the potato and study it as you turn it around slowly in your hands, "so this is what it's like to have a potato...".
    A bitter disappointment dawns on you as you realize this potato you've been wishing for is nothing special, and frankly, only a potato.

    You place the potato on the ground and take your net down. You leave the scene with only your net in hand, having learned a valuable lesson: the potato is what it is, a simple potato. You're disappointed that having a potato wasn't like you dreamed it would be, but you're thankful that a burden is now lifted from your shoulders, and you'll never feel compelled to wish for a potato or any inanimate object ever again.

    I wish I could teleport.
     
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  4. THEdeadRETURNED

    THEdeadRETURNED Active Member VIP

    since salmon didn't make a wish, I'll make it for him

    I wish that the penny game would come back.
     
  5. THEdeadRETURNED

    THEdeadRETURNED Active Member VIP

    you edited it :<
     
  6. NMBr2d2

    NMBr2d2 Well-Known Member VIP

    Granted, people play for 2 days, gets buried in people complaining about lots of thing.

    I wish people would stop complaining about thing.
     
  7. THEdeadRETURNED

    THEdeadRETURNED Active Member VIP

    granted, everyone dies

    I wish that people were nicer to eachother
     
  8. NMBr2d2

    NMBr2d2 Well-Known Member VIP

    Granted everyone dies.

    I wish everybody would die.
     
  9. THEdeadRETURNED

    THEdeadRETURNED Active Member VIP

    granted, they come back as zombies

    I wish for a solution to all these damn zombies
     
  10. NMBr2d2

    NMBr2d2 Well-Known Member VIP

    Granted, they all start complaining about each other's brains getting all over the floor.

    I wish to have a reversed classroom for all of my classes for the rest of my life.
     
  11. THEdeadRETURNED

    THEdeadRETURNED Active Member VIP

    granted, you also get reversed gravity

    I wish i had nachos
     
  12. NMBr2d2

    NMBr2d2 Well-Known Member VIP

    i had nachos, and then procrastinated and failed his government class.

    I wish for a ping pong table.
     
  13. THEdeadRETURNED

    THEdeadRETURNED Active Member VIP

    granted, it gets broken in shipping

    I wish I could teleport like an enderman
     
  14. Rem

    Rem Active Member VIP

    Granted you teleport into lava.

    I wish i can wish this wish

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  15. SpaceCadetKevin

    SpaceCadetKevin Well-Known Member VIP

    Granted. You may never wish for anything of practical use ever again.

    I wish for a gallon of blood for the blood goat.
     
  16. Rem

    Rem Active Member VIP

    Granted, the blood has aids
    I wish for a large plush toy of millard filmore

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  17. I grant you your wish. It took a lot of time and effort because its simply not economical for a toy manufacturer to produce a single custom order on their main factory line. I ended up being charged about 8x higher than normal, and for that I would like some compensation (1r in game).
    Also instructions didn't specify which image to base the toy from, so the toy looks like this http://tinyurl.com/mcx5pm4

    I wish for an unlimited supply of fresh salmon fillet cooked exactly the way I want it.
     
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  18. GingerSwan

    GingerSwan Active Member VIP

    Granted, you are convicted of cannibalism.

    I wish for a wish
     
  19. hywzerboydy

    hywzerboydy Active Member VIP

    Granted, you just used it.

    Banana