Granted. The rain has piled up so high it reaches the clouds and has engulfed them, so no more rain ever. I wish for food, I'm hungry
granted. It runs 1 frame faster in video games I wish for A3, Peter, Chand, Teh, etc.'s building skills
Granted. You are mugged and ripped apart by your own dogs which are now living the high life as successful entrepreneurs and business dogs. I wish for a four leaf clover.
Granted. You get 2 Indian Rupees from a random guy in a bus stop. I wish for happiness and wealth for everyone. Edit: 2 rupees are worth around 0,03 $
Granted. Everyone but you has happiness and wealth. I wish for tolerance and acceptance of all peoples.
Granted. Exactly one minute after all hate for other members of the human race has been purged from the planet we are invaded and destroyed by a giant wombat-esk alien race. All inhabitants of the planet once known as Earth are vaporized except for you... You are stuffed and put on display in a museum on the Wombatonian home world. Your display is often vandalized by the rambunctious youth of the species. I wish for a single cashew.
Granted. When you eat it, you remember the familiar taste, and realise that it's dried sperm I wish for a million wishes
Granted, I give you a female dog. She bites your nuts off, as she does not know you. I wish for watermelon