Ruin a Wish

Discussion in 'Forum Games' started by ace5511, Oct 5, 2011.

  1. EvilPerson

    EvilPerson New Member

    Granted. It is not tasty

    I wish for Obama to wear a gay hat while pretending to be a giraffe in front of 9 year old children and whistling the power rangers
    theme song in a thick African accent.
     
  2. GingerSwan

    GingerSwan Active Member VIP

    Granted. He does it 24/7 on your head

    I wish for a book
     
  3. EvilPerson

    EvilPerson New Member

    (That's actually even better)
    Granted. Fifty Shades of Grey

    I wish for a superpower
     
  4. GingerSwan

    GingerSwan Active Member VIP

    Granted. You eat cars for a living, but the acid leaks out and kills u

    I wish for potatoes
     
  5. EvilPerson

    EvilPerson New Member

    Granted. The potatoes are gay

    I wish for everyone to piss in a bucket at the same time
     
  6. GingerSwan

    GingerSwan Active Member VIP

    k, they call you stupid for making them do that.

    I wish for you to answer skype you lazy bastard.
     
  7. EvilPerson

    EvilPerson New Member

    Granted. I call you a dickman and leave the call

    I wish for invisibility on demand
     
  8. GingerSwan

    GingerSwan Active Member VIP

    Granted. It messed up and just your clothes go invisible.

    I wish for ALL THE POWERS
     
  9. Rem

    Rem Active Member VIP

    Granted all the powers get you banned. I wish for a new pair of jeans
     
  10. GingerSwan

    GingerSwan Active Member VIP

    granted, they shred at the knees.

    I wish for illuminati
     
  11. EvilPerson

    EvilPerson New Member

    Granted. They sacrifice you to Stan

    I wish for a retarted pony
     
  12. GingerSwan

    GingerSwan Active Member VIP

    Granted. It eats you

    I wish for stan
     
  13. EvilPerson

    EvilPerson New Member

    He sacrifices you to himself

    I wish for a car
     
  14. SpaceCadetKevin

    SpaceCadetKevin Well-Known Member VIP

    Granted. A speeding car slams into you as you are crossing the street behind a street sweeper pinning you between the two vehicles. Severed at the waist with all your innards held in by the car, you spend the next few remaining moments of your life reflecting all you've done wrong and will never have the chance to right....

    Mel Gibson walks by feeling an odd sense of deja vu.

    I wish for a sumo wrestler singing karaoke badly.
     
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  15. Granted. You travel to japan to witness a sumo wrestler singing karaoke badly, flights are cheap, food is great, people are warm and welcoming. To your surprise, Sumo wrestlers are a huge deal in Japan, they're essentially celebrities! You are granted VIP access into a karaoke bar, it didn't even take much effort, all you had to say was "look man I just really want to see a fat guy singing karaoke" and the doorman sympathized.

    Once inside you hear singing, absoltley awful singing, like the most obscure noises you've ever heard a human make. You chuckle to yourself, but somebody notices, and shit hits the fan. Turns out laughing at a sumo wrestler is a crime against humanity, and right there and then you're forced to commit seppuku for your insulting behavior.

    I wish to be bad at everything I do.
     
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  16. SpaceCadetKevin

    SpaceCadetKevin Well-Known Member VIP

    Granted. You are absolutely terrible at breathing. You die of asphyxiation.

    I wish for more tacos.
     
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  17. Rem

    Rem Active Member VIP

    Granted I make them for you but you are on the toilet forever

    I wish for some socks
     
  18. Random0ne

    Random0ne Well-Known Member

    Granted. You are given a pair of magic socks that can only be worn with sandals. Since you can't seem to find your sandals, you can't wear the socks.

    I wish for the next person to wish for cornbread.
     
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  19. NMBr2d2

    NMBr2d2 Well-Known Member VIP

    Granted?
    I wish for cornbread to constantly come out of every hole in rando's body for the next 12 hours. ;)

     
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  20. Rem

    Rem Active Member VIP

    granted, it tastes horrible

    i wish for my sandals