Ruin a Wish

Granted. All of Shadecrest signs up, and the server crashes because everyone is on at once.

I wish to be good at building.

 

Granted. You become Bob the Builder and all the little kids hug you to death.

I wish I won the VIP V raffle.

 

Granted. Your Minecraft account stops working forever, so its rendered useless.

I wish for a Playstation 3.

 

Granted. You get one for Christmas, but it instantly breaks.

I wish my IGN was IAMWILDCAT556.

 

Granted. Its already that, so you get arrested for impersonating I Am Wildcat.

I wish to meet II_Jeriicho_II.

 

Granted. He instantly dies from seeing you.

I wish my IGN was Wild_Playz_MC.

 

Granted. You get banned for having a terrible name, and everyone knows your other account is IAMWILDCAT556, so it gets banned as well.

I wish for SkyDoesMinecraft to die.

 

Granted. SkyDoesMinecraft dies, then is reborn eternally.

I wish my IGN was Wild_Playz_MC and nobody knew it was me. And I never get banned.

 

Granted. You can't get banned, so you die from embarrassment because of both of your terrible names.

I wish for Megurine Luka to be real.

 

Granted. Everybody leaves the server, as you annoy them all with that name, and you can't be banned. Erik, NDV, Cyber, Max, and anybody else who had devoted hours of coding to the server, all kill you IRL.

I wish for a new Steam game

 

dammit X. You responded as I was typing.

 

Granted. Nobody cares about what you want and you stop posting and die.

I wish I was an admin on ShadeCrest.

 

Granted, read my above post to see how that would end

I wish I could think of a wish

 

Granted. You think of a wish, but its terrible, so you die.

I wish for all of Shadecrest to /Ignore IAMWILDCAT556.

 

That's mean ez </3

 

Stop breaking away from the thread theme you scrubs.

Granted. Everybody misses out on IAMWILDCAT556's 10/10 post content and live our their lives unfulfilled.

I wish I could survive in the vacuum of space. Not on a planet. Completely un-related to vacuum cleaners.

 

Granted. You survive in the vacuum of space and you die of coldness.

I wish I was a nice dog that everyone likes.

 

But... that means I dont survive D:

Granted. You're now a dog.

I wish for a purple fish in my glass.

 

Granted. You choke on it.

I wish for $30.