Ruin a Wish

Granted. It is expired

I wish for shorter school days

 

?

 

Thread is coming back! Time to grant my own.

Granted, more homework and crap subjects.

I wish for FIFA, CoD, Madden, BF, etc to not exist, and thus, save the gaming industry.

 

... what?

 

Gaming Industry's about to crash due to repetitive shit like those games. now continue the thread!

 

Granted. All games are now my little pwny.

I wish for a classy turkey.

 

Granted, it is so classy it has a moustache, that you choke on while eating the turkey for Christmas.

I wish for more diamonds

 

...

Granted, they're all worth -1r.

 

Wish FFS

 

My wish is not to wish...

 

Granted, I somehow ruin it.

I wish PieSquared267 would either actually contribute or just not post.

 

Granted. Pie ruins every one of your wishes easily.

I wish 1.8 was not a heaping pile of sh

 

Granted. Microsoft bought Mojang earlier, and stopped updates before 1.8, so we need to buy DLCs or the sequel.

I wish for Microsoft to not fuck up MC.

 

Granted. Microsoft fucks down MC.

I wish everyone wearing a tin foil hat would be struck by lightning.

 

Granted, someone puts a tinfoil hat on your head secretly

I wish I knew what to wish for

 

Granted. It's my turn.

I wish for ALL THE THINGS

 

Granted, you now have 5 of every form of STD and parasite known to man.

I wish for a self-sustaining house that requires no maintenance.

 

Granted.

I wish I could actually remember my own phone number.