Chuck Norris facts Ill start I hate Chuck norris, if hes so tough, then why doesn't he smash my face into this keygghv yn gi)].:t0 a
Chuck Norris can build a snowman out of rain. If the Flash and Superman were racing to the edge of the universe, who won? Chuck Norris. The only reason we haven't been blown up or abducted by hostile aliens by now is because of Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris doesn't call the wrong number. You picked up the wrong phone. Chuck Norris won American Idol using sign language. Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. Its not dead its just afraid to move. Chuck Norris doesn't shave, his hair grows in reverse. Chuck Norris plays table tennis with hand grenades. When Alexander Bell invented the telephone he had 3 missed calls from Chuck Norris.
Chuck Norris' killed Lee Sin the Blind Monk with his stun. Chuck Norris can follow Singed. Chuck Norris does not play LoL and is not a LoL champion. those were LoL jokes if you didn't know
chuck norris can divide by zero. we live in an exer expanding universe, all of it is trying to get away from chuck norris chuck norris only has on element- suprise chuck norris won the world series of poker with pokemon cards chuck norris can cut a knife with butter chuck norris has counted to infinity, three times chuck norris knows every digit in pi chuck norris can kill two rocks with one bird chuck noris looked at a pianon and it did this Necro Fantasy (MOST IMPOSSIBLE PIANO SONG) - John L. Sinneslöschen Version
thomas just spelled Chuck Norris's name in all lowercase. Time to die. You kidding? That's his warm up.
awwwww, when Chuck Norris killed me i got to meet a lovely fellow named charon. but i had no money D:
Chuck Norris doesn't buy Ugs, he goes to Australia and turns the sheep inside out himself! Chuck Norris knows Victorias Secret!
The only legit reason anyone should consider Chuck Norris to be epic (I actually mean excluding every lie people make about him, and really what he achieves), is he is starring in the Expendables 2, he's 71, and he stills looks like a champion.
Chuck Norris doesnt use condoms, because nothing can protect you from Chuck Norris! Chuck Norris' tears are the cure for cancer, but he has never cried.
Chuck Norris has a friction switch. Bruce Lee was able to kill Chuck Norris in a movie only due to Bruce Lee pulling out Chuck Norris's chest hair. Wielding Chuck Norris's Chest hair increased his speed, strength, agility, and techniques by over 9000%.