Retarded Roleplay

You all know what Roleplay is, I will start a story, and someone will carry it on and on, except this time, the story has to completely illogical and random.

Rules:

1) Nothing inappropriate
2) Nothing logical
3) The story has to flow, it has to be stupid, but still flows on decently
4) Enjoy

Steve watched max jumped off the emple tower into a pile of cheesecake and thought to himself, I wonder what flavour it is, he went to help max but all of a sudden.....

 

Max came out in a suit of cheesecake armor, and wanted to see how durable it was, so he then...

 

ran into a brick wall and smashed through; on the other side was...

 

A pineapple right way up cake (pieman ) he swallowed it whole and then...

 

Vomited rainbows with nifix leading his brony army...

 

What's this? A new antagonist arises from the horizon! Wild pengu army has challenged its power!

 

But the pengu army is no match for max in his shining armor. As max reaches for his ban hammer...

 

he slips on a slug and misses the hammer, the pengu army is getting ever closer when..

 

A potato the size of a meteor smashes the pengu army! Max arises from the rubble...

 

Surprisingly max is unharmed except for a couple scratches that his mom will later kiss better...

 

So he uses the potato to power his car to go home...

 

but as he walks through the door he smells something peculiar, it was...

 

FIRE FIRE ON HIS HANDS, THEY WERE ON FIRE.

 

At that moment, a wild sharqman appears, max uses his flame hands to...

 

cook his chicken wings to a perfect crisp. A majestic moose then passes by breaking the perfect wind to blow out the fire on max's hands

 

but breaks the wind a little too hard causing...

 

The majestic moose to rocket up into the air..

 

Sending a bunch of flying Quietseas rocketing down out of the air. The now featherless penguins...

 

are impaled by the shattered moose's antlers, due to an unfortunate collision with a jet turbine. Luckily...

 

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