Ruin a Wish

Granted. You are put in a room, and given $2000000 dollars... in nickels... onto your head. Hurray for ridiculous murder scences derrived from Alex Rider! xD

I wish that I had a girlfriend.

 

Bmac, lol.

Granted. Your girlfriend is a disguised child molestor. (an ugly one too) she rapes you and beats you to death.

 

Oh... God... My wish: I wish that ndv had said a wish in the last one. :|

 

granted: he made a wish and it was ruined by the ghost of padaun who forgot he couldnt type it out. just know it was ruined.

i wish for a new gaming pc.

 

Granted, it doesn't work. You die.

I wish I was a platypus

 

Granted. You're Perry the Platypus. You get your tail stuck in a revolving door.

I wish for a cookie.

 

Granted. You're cookie is sent from hell and burns your skin just by staring at it.

I wish my wish will not get ruined

 

..... (needs a moment to think about that wish.) i wish i knew how to make that wish get ruined.

 

Granted. Both of your wishes are granted but explode in your face.

I wish for Padaun's ban.

 

Granted. All of FC's members murder you.

I wish I was able to give birth to live baby elephants out my left nostril.

 

Granted. Your face explodes.

I wish to meet imaxorz

 

Granted, he listens to you talk and with a few minutes consideration, bans you from life.

I wish for a refrigerator door to fall on my already maggot infested corpse

 

Your wish is rejected.

I wish people would continue posting in this thread.

 

Your wish is granted but it stops when it wants to.

I wish ChampCar picked a better wish.

 

Granted. He wished for a wolf. But it falls in lava because they are useless.

I wish to own McDonald

 

Granted. You own Professor Malcolm McDonald.

http://i.imgur.com/zIHtz.jpg

He rapes you in the ear canal, you die. The end.

I wish for a tempur-pedic matress.

 

Granted. It's defective/used and had AIDS.

I wish for infinite wishes.

 

Wish denied. You lost the game

I wish to be the game.

 

Granted. We loose you. Never to be found again.


I wish to find a ninja

 

Granted. He's black, and kills you.

I wish for a waffle fry.