Granted. Upon the completion of your terrible goal, you realize the true potential of your newly awakened ability to travel through time itself and journey far back to the era of the dinosaurs with hopes of taming the great beasts in order to form a time traveling dino army. You get eaten. I wish for a milkshake.
Granted. your dinosaur also loves you dearly, would never harm you, and holds you like a teddy bear. it is then you come to the terrible conclusion that you have ornithoscelidaphobia, "a fear of dinosaurs" and must live the rest of your natural life in total terror. I wish for the clay soldier mod to be implemented onto our server.
Granted. The soldiers are used by EVERY SINGLE PERSON on the server, and it crashes for a week or so. I wish for a pack of alkaline triple-A batteries.
Granted. The batteries are used and dead. I wish for a zombie apocalypse to come and destroy the world! Even if it is ruined, it's good either way. ;P
Granted. A magical dancing puppet appears and beats you to death with an oxygen tank. I wish to harness the power of the SUN!
Granted you are turned into a solar panel and many birds POUP on you and you therefor malfunction I wish for a Zombie apocalypse day in shadecrest, where zombies spawn everywhere
Granted. You were to first and only to die and there was no respawns for the day. I wish for a cat with Jedi powers and was not influenced by the dark side.
Granted. you have obtained a cat that has no legs, no tail and cannot meow, its is made of porcupine quails and cannot move, you also are given jedi powers, however, do to the lack of jedi you never learn how to use them and waste your potential I wish that snoozberries didn't taste like snoozberries
Granted. I'm not and sorry if you felt I was, but then a meteor hit at a random location. (Ruined wish) I wish for a three headed dragon with potato skin and tasted like pork rinds.
Granted. how the dragon is covered in bedrock and u cannot eat it I wish epic was banned until the 15th oh w8... i wish epic was unbanned so he stop posting on this post every 5 secs XP
Granted epic was banned for 1 minute and he started spamming again I wish for a pet miniature vietnamese pot-bellied pig
Granted. you must now prepare the pet pig that you love for dinner and eat it. "tragic" I with for an in-game lava lamp.
Granted. While checking it out, your hand slips, and you slice off your own legs, and you then proceed to bleed out and die. I wish for a granny smith apple.
Granted. You get your granny smith's apple but seh gets mad at you and shoves the half-eaten apple down your throat(i know a granny smith apple is a type of apple) I wish for the power to stop time
Granted. The first time you stop time, you are unable to figure out how to resume it and are stuck, alone with nothing to do for the rest of your life. I wish I had a stack of coal.