Ruin a Wish

granted, it backfires and you are banned. again.. and again.. and. again.

I wish for a pumpkin spiced latte

 

Granted, it disappears 2 seconds later.

I wish for better Photoshop abilities.

 

Granted. Your ability to transform the most hideous of human specimens into really, really, ridiculously good looking individuals, lands you a high paying job at a popular fashion magazine. Unfortunately, you are hit by a passing bus filled with enraged feminists on their way to protest your unrealistic portrayal of the perfect female form two weeks into the job.

I wish for a banana.

 

Granted. It is poisoned.

I wish to remember stuff.

 

You seem to have forgotten something, Ginger.

 

Granted. You remember that whatever you were cooking in an oven is burnt.

I wish for my VIP V to work. (As I've said before, I am very impatient.)

 

Granted. You spill mountain dew on your computer. It dies a very explosive death.

I wish my father didnt do drugs.

 

Granted. He joins a cult.

I wish for a falafel.

 

Granted. You join a cult

I wish for nothing

 

Granted. You no longer exist.

I wish for a bean bag.

 

Wish granted, you get one but it falls apart as soon as you sit on it
I wish for a tropical island

 

Granted, its used for nuclear testing
I wish for money

 

Wish granted, you get a penny
I wish for a volcano

 

Granted, its plastic
I wish for a thousand dollars

 

Granted. You drop it, not notice it, and someone picks it up. With their new thousand dollars, they buy a rifle and a knife, then they murder you. They never get arrested, and they put the rest of the money into their savings account.

I wish for something.

 

Granted. You get [insert nasty stuff here]

I wish to die. (jk)

In an avalanche, not one snowflake feels responsable.
-Voltaire, during the French Revolution.

 

granted, but you are resurrected and then tortured for some reason
also, try play properly cida
I wish for something bad

 

Granted you get the word Bad tattooed as a tramp stamp.

I wish for release from active duty.

 

Granted, you get thrown into a volcano

I wish for pancakes that I can and will eat and are perfectly edible and delicious.

 

Granted you eat the pancakes. The are perfectly edible. You just get killed by the owner of the pancakes.

I wish for friends.